Rob's definitions

Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

by Rob April 16, 2005

Jipper

One who hides within his hood and is the leader of the Blue Klux Klan

Little Irish Boys in Blue hoods calling italians nazi cyborgs from the future

by Rob April 15, 2005

red eye

when someone is stoned and there eyes change colour to red.

you've got bad red eye

by rob April 12, 2005

Wakefield High School

The Shit. Straight up, The SHIT!
We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
28-1

Man, Wakefield took a HUGE Hot Carl of the northern region.

by Rob April 11, 2005

Spit-Twang

The act of spitting or hawking a loogie while simultaniously saying or attempting to say "twang!"

I spit while spinning around and it sounded like "spit-twang!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

by Rob April 11, 2005

Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

by Rob April 11, 2005