I don't have Internet access of my own, but I'm gonna keep stealing wi-fi from my neighbor until the trust fund runs out.
by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008
Get the Until the trust fund runs out mug.An accomplishment so small that it really isn't an accomlishment at all. Something someone brags about despite the fact that it is entirely uderwhelming.
by Rico Detroit March 04, 2011
Get the uncomplishment mug.A combination of "idiot" and "monkey" (synonym: monkiot). Refers to someone given no authority or autonomy (treated as if they are "doing a job any monkey could do"), and who therefore feels no responsibility to make good decisions or deviate in any way from what they have been told to do.
I got my boss's boss to sign my expense report, but the idiokey from finance refused to pay it until my own boss returned from vacation and signed it.
by Rico Detroit December 09, 2007
Get the idiokey mug.Slang for a two-cycle diesel engine manufactured back in the day by GM Diesel (later known as Detroit Diesel, later known as MTU) -- "Jimmy" being casual slang for "GM."
These newfangled engines may be better for the environment, but them Jimmy Diesels were tough as hell.
by Rico Detroit March 01, 2008
Get the Jimmy Diesel mug.1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.
The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.
by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008
Get the schlomp mug.In baseball, if the runner is tagged at the same moment he reaches the base, he is considered safe.
In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.
In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.
June and Li are both super hot, but Li looks extra good right now in that green sweater, so...tie goes to the runner; I'm asking Li out.
by Rico Detroit January 13, 2009
Get the tie goes to the runner mug.Dude, I ganked a beer from your fridge.
Lemme gank a dollar, so I can get a pop. (The use of "gank" instead of "borrow" implies that there will be no payback.)
Lemme gank a dollar, so I can get a pop. (The use of "gank" instead of "borrow" implies that there will be no payback.)
by Rico Detroit March 01, 2008
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