Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop's definitions

monked

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007

rectabate

To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate

When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop December 30, 2008

relapsation

The calm, euphoric feeling one gets when one relapses back into drug addiction.

I just broke out of rehab and I’m ready for some peace and relapsation. Where the fuck is my tourniquet!?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 27, 2008

up and up

To be under the influence of any type of substance that will cause one to be spun out.

Shit...I was on the up and up for a minute after I did that eightball!

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop August 9, 2007

Pry prism

A near permanent erection. Serious cases result from either Viagra complications or spinal injuries.

While performing a patient assessment on a car accident victim I noticed he was wielding an unbreakable stiffy. This man either sustained a spinal injury or is real happy to see me.

My horny girlfriend teased me so bad that I had a pry prism for 20 minutes after she left my house.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop December 29, 2008

Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.

Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008

ws

or "would smash" is the expression of one’s desire to have sexual intercourse with a person(s) and or object. Often abbreviated “ws” to mask one’s debauch intent in public.

Guy 1: hey, check out the hottie with the halter pounding away lemon drop after lemon drop at the bar.
Guy 2: yeah, she can’t even keep her eye’s open, let alone stand up straight.
Guy 1: ws?
Guy 2: definitely

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop April 2, 2009