Richard Black's definitions

wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

by Richard Black September 12, 2007

gradumacate

A George Bushism; a word derived from the act of placing incongruous syllables together to form a new word. It is 'white ebonics' and developed by non-users of the King's English, George Bush.

George Bush ordered a preemptive strike on Iraq as he wanted to irradimacate Saddam, something his father failed to do. This act stole our youth's educational pursuits to gradumacate from college.

by Richard Black June 25, 2005

RU14692

A sentence meaning:

Are you one for sixty-nine, too?

Written on toilet walls in solicitation of a mutual blowjob, usually followed by telephone numbers. The two partners lie against each other with their heads in the other's crotch and perform fellatio.

Chuck had written RU14692 under the glory hole in every stall in most of the tea rooms along the South beach.

by Richard Black April 24, 2005

crisco

Lubricant used in fisting.

The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

respect

n. a feeling of proper regard with strict adherence to protocol

Heather, a novice white ho, showed proper respect for the sexual prowess of her black pimp, Leroy, and the clientele he brought to her. Once she'd tried black, she knew she'd never go back even if money wasn't involved.

by Richard Black April 24, 2005

chirren

n. ebonics for children. Also heard as chirren(s), chillun(s), and childring.

Momma, call these chirrens into the house. Dey be too young to be fuckin' right here on the front porch so white foks ken see 'um when dey drives by.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

dew rag

In the black community, a type of tight-fitting skull cap in black with a legionnaire flap on the back; thug apparel.

Shi'Thead had a rainbow colored dew rag and became the talk of the block.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005