Richard Black's definitions

hail Mary

A last ditch effort.

With two seconds left on the game clock, Roger Staubauk threw a hail Mary pass to Drew Person, his fellow team mate, who caught the ball in the end zone to beat the Vikings.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.

A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

wigger

A white nigger; a white person who dresses, emulates and otherwise lives as a black person.

Senator Byrd of WV used the term 'white nigger' on the floor of the U. S. Senate. It is in the congressional record and was used as in the above definition with reference to people being on welfare, foodstamps, medicade, etc. The term 'white nigger' is in the Congressional Record and the senator was not reprimanded for using it.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

the sugar

In the black community, when someone has diabetes, the person is said to have 'the sugar.'

Sis. Vanessa she so fat and bad about her diet she done come down with the sugar. That ain't good with the high blood either, which she done had.

by Richard Black March 16, 2005

licorice stick

A nice suckable type black cock.

Takeshia was so hot Tyrone's licorice stick melted in her mouth.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

antigodlin

adj. leaning, crooked, or lopsided. Used in the southern United States to describe the position of certain objects.

That lean-to that Bill built on the back of his house is more than out of square, it is antigodlin.

by Richard Black July 27, 2005

common law marriage

n. A couple (male and female) living together without the benefits of clergy. The union is legal as if a ceremony had been performed by a clergyman or a JP. It is unlawful if the couple ever pass themselves off as Mr. or Mrs. or if the female signs something with the prefix Mrs.

Tyrone and Brie Ann are good examples. They live together by common law so they can get all of the perks of the American system: free kids, free food via food stamps, health care, Pell grants for education, project housing, etc.

Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.

by Richard Black May 16, 2005