Richard Black's definitions

manhood

n. a sense of ego regarding masculinity, feeding off the size of a man's cock or or his number of conquests or his way of having sex.

Just having thirteen inches of dangling meat was proof enough of Bam's masculinity.

Tyrone being a father to nine kids at twenty-one indicated only a part of his masculinity. Think of the number of conquests that didn't produce babies.

by Richard Black May 8, 2005

out of wedlock

n. a phrase that indicates connubial or marriage benefits for male/female couples who have not married and are 'practicing marriage' out of wedlock.

Shi'Thead and Shi'Tisha often 'practice marriage,' live together for a time, and bring children into the world out of wedlock. There are no problems in this because welfare/US govenment will see the mother is well monitored during pregnancy, birth the child free, feed the child by issuing food stamps, provide for all medical benefits, and pay for the schooling of the child through college (Pell Grants). The mother receives a stiped, one for each child born out of wedlock. Everything is taken care of and life is wonderful. There is no limit on the number of children and couples often try for more children so they can get more money. So no wonder immigrants want to come to this country and live the good life and have everything taken care of by the government.

by Richard Black May 15, 2005

low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.

A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

licorice stick

A nice suckable type black cock.

Takeshia was so hot Tyrone's licorice stick melted in her mouth.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

antigodlin

adj. leaning, crooked, or lopsided. Used in the southern United States to describe the position of certain objects.

That lean-to that Bill built on the back of his house is more than out of square, it is antigodlin.

by Richard Black July 27, 2005

butch

A male with a manly or military look.

Tom liked to go down to the bay and watch the fleet come in. All of the sailors looked so butch and were as horny as hell having been at sea six months.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

highway to heaven

A line of hair (highway)running from the navel to the crotch (penis).

For gays, a fetish.

At the beach Rock saw a highway to heaven on almost all the guys wearing bikini bathing suits.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005