v. haul off

Southern U. S. expression which means to do or perform an act.

If you turn that boom blaster up one more decible, I am going to haul off and slap you.

Come on, honey, let me haul off and kiss you one more time.

by Richard Black June 10, 2005

insatiable

adj. cannot be satisfied; must have more

Tyrone masturbates three or four times a morning while he is shaving or showering in preparation for spending the day with Brie Ann. He can lay with her for hours and bust even more nuts, so it is safe to say he has a sex drive that is insatiable.

by Richard Black May 04, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.

Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.

by Richard Black September 30, 2005

cooties

Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.

Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

slop jar

A bedside chamber pot.

Takeshia turned over the slop jar when she jumped out of bed this morning.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

bang piece

n. a girl whose only usefulness is to get a guy off. The sex is for male relief and there is total lack of affection in the act.

When Brie Ann was cranky or otherwise wouldn't put out, there was always Sylvia, his bang piece.

by Richard Black June 04, 2005