Richard Black's definitions

bad

adj. good. Once antonyms, now synonyms in ebonics.

One library patron to another:

"Eric Jerome Dickey's novels SLEEPING WITH STRANGERS and WAKING WITH ENEMIES are sequels that are really bad. They are page turners, and I can hardly wait for his next novel. He is one bad writer."

by Richard Black September 27, 2007

brassiere

The halter that elevates and holds in place human mammary glands, named for the inventor Phillipelde Brassiere.

Sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell brassiere. Hardly any store advertises or customers ask for brassieres today. It's simply bra.

Dagmar had a hard time finding a store that sold 44DDD bras.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

levi bulge

A mound in denim jeans on a male to the immediate right or left of his crotch where his tight jeans have shifted his dick and balls. Usually seen on hung guys and cowboys.

Gawd, did you see the levi bulge on that bareback bull rider?

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

chicken feed

n. small amount of change (coins). (Southern US dialect).

Bubba went into the country store to ask for foldin' money for the chicken feed he had in his pocket.

by Richard Black October 8, 2007

quim de la quim

n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.

With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

by Richard Black April 2, 2005

biracial

Racial make-up consisting of a blending of two previously separate races, mainly white and black and called mulatto.

Captain Beauregard visited the slave cabins as often as possible to have sex with the slave wenches. He was the cause of all of the biracial (mulatto) children on the plantation.

by Richard Black March 20, 2005