jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.
Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen
by Richard Black January 15, 2006
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wax

male hair goo for butch (crew) hair cuts
Wait, Myrna, turn in here at the corner drug. I need to get some butch wax before we go to the prom.
by Richard Black March 19, 2005
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quim de la quim

n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.
With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.
by Richard Black April 29, 2005
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stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.
Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.
by Richard Black March 18, 2005
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deepthroat

A technique of fellatio in which one takes the complete penis shaft into the mouth/throat and buries his/her face into the pubes of the receiver. A delicate procedure which takes practice. Start with shorter lengths and graduate to a massive black cock of 11.5". The release of the semen at this point is enjoyable for both parties and the giver leaves without semen breath.
Kiersten did her homework before she deepthroated Tyrone's foot long member. Tyrone was escatic to have ejaculated in Kiersten's esophagus. They both felt so warm.
by Richard Black March 24, 2005
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da Sip

N. for the state of Mississippi.

More than slang, da Sip is the ebonics term for the state of Mississippi, USA, most always spoken by minorities who are too lazy to speak all of the syllables of the correct pronunciation for the word.
"Hey, bro'," (from Chicago visiting his onty in Mississippi), "Didja come down to da Sip to get a white girl? Be careful and remember Emmitt Till! You dun wanna go back in a box!"

Even heard by Ms. Vivian Brown on the WEATHER CHANNEL, who is from Jackson, Mississippi. "There will be moderate to heavy thundershowers over the centarl part of da Sip this morning, near Jackson in particular."
by Richard Black September 14, 2007
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packin

Hey, Shi'Thead, how much you packin? I see quite a levi bulge in your jeans.
by Richard Black March 17, 2005
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