Richard Black's definitions

Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

by Richard Black December 28, 2010

jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

by Richard Black January 16, 2006

double nickel

n. Interstate Highway 55 (I-55) as it is called in some parts of the southern United States.

The double nickel follows a route from Chicago to New Orleans.

by Richard Black December 28, 2005

nod of acknowledgement

n. a tilt of the head by one gay to another in a crowd of straight people.

Chance knew from far across the crowded room that Tyler was gay. Chance cocked his head to one side and Tyler responded with a nod of acknowledgement.

by Richard Black December 28, 2005

Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

alkyhall

n. alcohol. Pronounced as above phonetic spelling. Heard mainly in the Southern U. S., referring to liquid spirits.

'Don't fergit to brang back both rubbin' and drankin' alkyhall when you come back from town, heah?' said Pappy.

by Richard Black August 29, 2005