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up-armor

1. Verb: To upgrade, strengthen, install, or add to existing protection against weapons (usually metal plates) on the human body, military vehicle or aircraft or ships, or to fortifications.

2. Noun: The upgraded armor installed on people, vehicles, or locations.

Originating in American military parlance, especially during the Iraq War, and shortened from "upgrading armor."
1. Soldiers were digging through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to up-armor their vehicles.

2. In response to the vulnerability of HMMWVs (Humvees) operating in Iraq, Up-Armor Kits were designed and installed on M998 HMMWVs. But no matter how much up-armor the sluggish humvees packed on, the best hope to putting an end to the violence was to prevent it from happening in the first place.
by Richard Allan Cooper April 4, 2008
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wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.
1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016
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RAWK!

1) RAWK is used to express joy, as in a rallying cry. 2) It can also mean congratulations.

RAWK is the slang spelling of ROCK, originally used by metal fans.

Quite often, it's used to parody (and self-parody) the hard-core fan.

RAWKS!
RAWKER!
RAWKETH!
RAWKSOME! (Rocks+Awesome)
rawks my sawks!
rawkus! (used like awesome)
rawkfist ("rock fist" - forefinger and pinky straight up and your other fingers down, with your thumb over them)
Let's RAWK! You RAWK! We RAWK! I RAWK!
by Richard Allan Cooper July 16, 2005
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hyped

1. Extremely excited, ecstatic, stoked, treed, pumped, psyched, jazzed, amped, revved, wired.

Has roots in drug culture (use of hypodermic needles) to get extremely high.

2. Exaggerated expectations created by over-promising or over-advertising hype.
1. I am hyped--my new surfboard rocks!

2. These crappy headphones were hyped.
by Richard Allan Cooper February 19, 2005
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bundage

Excess poundage in the buns (booty or buttox) resulting from half-assed dieting and half-assed exercising.

"Bundage" is a portmanteau from the combined words of "poundage" and "buns."
"In his delusional world of doing everything half-assed, he believed his workouts and protein dieting would give him the body of Adonis but instead all he did was up his bundage."
by Richard Allan Cooper August 26, 2012
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Omnibuff

A widely knowledgeable geek, nerd, or fan, or lover of all known existing forms, expressions, or genres within an art form or medium, such as film or literature.
She's a cinemaphile omnibuff who happily jumps from horror to rom-coms to French New Wave to Busby Berkeley to German Expressionism to animated Japanese manga to 70s classic porn all in the same conversation while waiting in line for a Woody Allen movie!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016
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wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.
1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016
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