191 definitions by Richard Black

n. a neatly trimmed and defined bush lightly covering the crotch area in females. No long frizzy hair or hair that makes threads in the shower. Never waxed or totally shaved, just hair of less than a half-inch in length.
Tyrone admired Brie Ann's neatly outlined bush he saw through her transparent panties. Clearly, she had a goomed womb to be explored later then they finished their cocktails at her project penthouse.
by Richard Black May 10, 2005
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Illegal Mescans from Mexico. Friends of George Bush.
The Rio Grande border towns in Texas are full of chili shitters trying to get farther inland to find a job.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
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Rock Hudson was so macho he should have been arrested for male fraud right there on the set in the arms of Jane Wyman.
by Richard Black March 19, 2005
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With two seconds left on the game clock, Roger Staubauk threw a hail Mary pass to Drew Person, his fellow team mate, who caught the ball in the end zone to beat the Vikings.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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adj. leaning, crooked, or lopsided. Used in the southern United States to describe the position of certain objects.
That lean-to that Bill built on the back of his house is more than out of square, it is antigodlin.
by Richard Black July 10, 2005
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A southern expression for "Did you eat yet?"
McAllister's Deli has billboard signs with the expression, "Jeet'chet?"
by Richard Black March 29, 2005
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Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
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