jiggly pig

An annoying person who is prone to tantrums when things don't go their way.

most children

by Richard July 23, 2003

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

xshift

The process of shitting upside down

Batman had the runs and took an xshift all over himself

by richard February 22, 2003

quim

I am a Welshman, born and bred in Wales - a fluent Welsk speaker- never heard this word in our language and it is highly unlikely that it is of Welsh origin as no "Q" appears in the Welsh alphabet

the nearest possible spelling would be cwim in Welsh but this would have absolutley no meaining and if the word quim was said to any one of us we would not know what you would be talkng about

by richard January 18, 2005

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 03, 2005

sk8

the slang way to spell "skate"

"yeah man, yesterday i "sk8ed" all day long."

by richard June 17, 2003

geebs

when your a chick and you get 15 dildos in the ass, pussy, and mouth at the same time, from two different guys.

That chick cried when we gave her geebs last night.

by Richard June 26, 2004