chjeeped

The situation where an accessory other vehicle manufacturers would put on their vehicles standard, just to get you to look at them over the competition, Fiat/Chrysler considers an accessory because it CAN, selling Wranglers faster than it can build them.
I feel so Chjeeped that our lowering riding SUV has grab handles standard, but with Wranglers you have to buy them.
by ribick July 12, 2018
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simulposted

The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.
Yes, those tires' traction was awesome. Apparently we "simulposted!"
by ribick December 29, 2018
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power-watch

power-watch (alternative/2nd definition): To download a season or entire series of a television or media show, and watch it without commercials, near or entirely uninterrupted, in a matter of days.
I downloaded all of "Game of Thrones" Friday evening and was able to power-watch it over the three day weekend. I desperately need to shower.
by ribick December 27, 2018
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self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.
There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.
by ribick June 28, 2020
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deopening

Deopening is the process by which stupid government leaders think that COVID-19 can be beat with a positive attitude and pretending it's not there, opening their jurisdictions far before scientists would suggest it, and getting so hammered with COVID-19 cases as a result that that they must now re-close down their economies such that methodical controlled opening would have likely prevented.
Political leaders who think the stress of COVID-19 is best dealt with by their constituents all "lightening up" and going to prematurely re-opened bars to have a drink will find themselves in need of closing such establishments again (deopening them,) as COVID rages, and not being able to open them again for a period that's quite longer than where controlled scientific re-opening was practiced.
by ribick July 10, 2020
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Stuparrogance

The amalgamation of stupidity and arrogance. Where bad decisions aren't quite narcissistic, and yet inflated self worth and compromised decision making--sometimes the former affecting the latter--come together to result in blunders of near historic proportions
Ivanka Trump using a personal email account as a Senior Aid to a President, her father, who feels that his opponent should be locked up for previously acting in kind, demonstrated stuparrogance of epic proportions on Ms. Trump's part.
by ribick November 19, 2018
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urban dictionary police

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.
Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!
by ribick November 05, 2018
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