RiCh's definitions

Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

by Rich August 27, 2003

daruma

Japanese doll with no arms or legs, that brings good luck. Comes with eyes blank: you make a wish and color one eye. When the wish comes true, you color in the other eye.

Ex) make a wish to buy a house (color one eye)...when you are able to buy the house, color in the other eye - wish fulfilled.

by Rich March 6, 2005

hipster

n. someone who flaunts cigarettes.

"Jackie, check out that hipster's cigarettes!"

by Rich December 8, 2004

tooheys

More commonly referred to as Pooheys, it is not a beer, just a cheap, nasty, tasteless imitation.

Commerce Poof: "lets go to PAs"
Eng Dude: "dude, it's a pooheys pub. i'm not drinking that crap!"

by Rich June 23, 2004

MoPo

The Rent-a-Cops that roam the malls.

I got chased by the MoPo for stealing the CD.

by Rich January 28, 2005

crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

by Rich February 4, 2004

pehs

1. A homosexual
2. The act of having gay sex.

The two men enjoyed pehs in the bathroom.

by Rich May 15, 2003