Definitions by RiCh
beer monkey
Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!
Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!
beer monkey by Rich April 18, 2004
crouchjump
Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.
www.crouchjump.co.uk
www.crouchjump.co.uk
King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.
crouchjump by Rich April 17, 2004
shoot the bird
MEATWAD: He's always messsing with me.
UHR: Shoot him the bird!
IGNIGNOKT: Yes, give him the finger.
UHR: Shoot him the bird!
IGNIGNOKT: Yes, give him the finger.
shoot the bird by rich April 4, 2004
royal jubilee
A typical british festival where all family members espcially the taylor family wear bondage gear and rape each other up the ass with many dildos, richard though is famous smacking his cock across laura's face while nigel fucks richard up the ass, nigel is notorious for taking a shit into richards mouth while richard voraciously eats it, it usually is very messy because of all the cunt and feces that flies everywhere and its smells horribly of hot sick and sweaty ass
royal jubilee by Rich March 30, 2004
chilean
I wish i was chilean.
fairies
generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.