Arizona

where hopes and dreams go to die.

The people from arizona are just fine. even great. Arizona though, is the hell of anything good in life. Even worse than Philadelphia
Life is good, and will continue to be good, cuase you're not in Arizona anymore!
by ressaler October 28, 2008
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new jersey

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."
by ressaler September 23, 2009
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interngenuity

The ingenuity used by the office or shop intern to accomplish the tasks that no one else wants to do efficiently and effectivly. Usually used when this ingenuity is unexpected or surprising.
Man intern! You got us that coffee darn quick! And with creamer too?!?! Way to use your interngenuity
by ressaler August 14, 2008
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skin cup

when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.
Man I am having a low hangin' day. I've totaly got a skin cup goin' on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
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jewish sunflower

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
by ressaler November 27, 2008
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dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.
Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.
by Ressaler August 18, 2008
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dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.
Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.
by ressaler August 18, 2008
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