Ressaler's definitions

tinteresting

the words "to" and "interesting" combined into one word

that girl shaved her cooch in tinteresting shapes

by ressaler February 25, 2010

ROFS

Abbreviation for "Roll On Floor Seizing"

A variation on ROFL (Roll On Floor Laughing)

"OMG you're so funnny"

"ROFS I know!"

"ROFS? Do you need to go to the hospital???"

by ressaler September 23, 2009

new jersey

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.

"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."

by ressaler September 22, 2009

dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

by ressaler October 10, 2008

skin cup

when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.

Man I am having a low hangin' day. I've totaly got a skin cup goin' on!

by Ressaler July 16, 2006

irish rose

a fart

hold on... I'll cut you an Irish Rose....*farts*

by ressaler December 15, 2008

interngenuity

The ingenuity used by the office or shop intern to accomplish the tasks that no one else wants to do efficiently and effectivly. Usually used when this ingenuity is unexpected or surprising.

Man intern! You got us that coffee darn quick! And with creamer too?!?! Way to use your interngenuity

by ressaler October 10, 2008