Renee's definitions

grand funk

A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.

"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"

by Renee January 29, 2004

snooby

snootiness and snobbery, combined and magnified

You won't like that new restaurant - valet parking, dress code, and plastic surgery abounds.

by Renee May 27, 2002

assy

ass-like

this stew tases kind of assy

by renee February 10, 2003

barbie

A doll that many women wish they could look like, but is too stupid to realize that Barbie is not real.

Barbie was pissed when she caught Skipper giving a blowjob to Ken. She kicked Skipper's ass, dumped Ken and decided to stay at her best friend, Christie's house.

by Renee May 10, 2003

moose-knuckle

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.

There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.

by Renee May 11, 2003

prettyful

a word that i, renee, created in either the beginning or middle of 6th grade and i have continuosly heard it from random people all over...stupid bitches. prettyful is MY word!!! (and it means sumthing very pretty or so full of prettyness....should only be used by ppl who find being called weird a compliment)

renee is so cool and prettyful

by renee June 25, 2003

berd

what you call your friends, the female version of buddy

Me and my berdies went the the Dave Matthews concert this weekend!

by Renee July 1, 2003