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Windows

1) A PC based operating system by Microsoft.

2) An opening in a house, building, or other structure to provide view and ventilation.

3) A slang term for crystal meth (methamphetamine). Derived from the term "glass" which is also a word used to describe crystal meth. Windows as in def. 2 are often made of glass. In some tweaker's meth addled mind "glass" equaled "windows" and a new meaning for the word was born. In addition the term seems appropriate as many tweakers either work in the computer field or enjoy computing in their spare time (as relating to def. 1).
Yo man, could you hook me up with some windows?
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
mugGet the Windowsmug.

Hermann Fegelein

An incredibly sexy 104 year German Nazi General. It was thought he was killed during Adolf Hitler's downfall, but he has recently re-emerged and hasn't aged a day!

He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.

Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
mugGet the Hermann Fegeleinmug.

Chloe

1) A girl's name. Not very common but still used.

2) A slang term to refer to cocaine. The term "Chloe" comes from the fact that cocaine also starts with an "C" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.

Chloe is sometimes used as a code word for cocaine when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Chloe is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Chloe is around I am always happy" to indicate that when cocaine is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
Chloe just makes me wanna talk and fuck all night!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
mugGet the Chloemug.

Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
mugGet the Wilhelm Keitelmug.

Cocaine

The active ingredient in Mountain Dew, and one of the active ingredients in alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, and others. The label on these products says they contain "caffeine", but this is merely a misprint. They mean said drinks contain dissolved cocaine.
Wow this Four Loko has an incredibly high cocaine content. I think I'm gonna take over the world!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the Cocainemug.

Facekeyboard

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the Facekeyboardmug.

Poormond, VA

The real name for Richmond, VA. Poormond is the Capital of Virginia. It is filled with poverty, uneducated rednecks, men who are assholes, virtually no nightlife, and high quality drugs, particularly heroin and crack cocaine.
Let's go to Poormond, VA and score some dope!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
mugGet the Poormond, VAmug.

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