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Cocaine

The active ingredient in Mountain Dew, and one of the active ingredients in alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, and others. The label on these products says they contain "caffeine", but this is merely a misprint. They mean said drinks contain dissolved cocaine.
Wow this Four Loko has an incredibly high cocaine content. I think I'm gonna take over the world!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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Chloe

1) A girl's name. Not very common but still used.

2) A slang term to refer to cocaine. The term "Chloe" comes from the fact that cocaine also starts with an "C" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.

Chloe is sometimes used as a code word for cocaine when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Chloe is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Chloe is around I am always happy" to indicate that when cocaine is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
Chloe just makes me wanna talk and fuck all night!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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Joelololol

A nickname for the world's best electronic music producer and performer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5)
Haha Joelololol's lastest fb post was soooo funny!!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the Joelolololmug.

Bobcat

1) One of the smaller wild felines.

2) A young woman between the ages of 20 and 30 who prefers to date men at least 2 years their junior. Similar to the term "cougar" referring to single women in their 30s and 40s who date much younger men. Bobcats are like young/small cougars ;)
She's 25 going after a 19 year old?? What a bobcat!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
mugGet the Bobcatmug.

Jack Schitt

A term used for someone who does nothing. Based on the phrase "I'm not doing jack shit."
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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mau5turds

A derogatory and offensive name used to describe mau5tards, aka followers of electronic music producer and performer deadmau5. Comes from the idea that mau5tards are so obsessed with deadmau5 they would eat his shit. Disturbing and gross right?
Fucking mau5turds, what's so great about some scrawny muthafucka from Canada???
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the mau5turdsmug.

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