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Chétou

The word "touché" is also often used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to commend someone on a clever response to an argument. The thank the person for commending you on your cleverness the correct response is to say "chétou"
Guy: "... so THAT is why zombies exist!"

Girl: "ah... touché!"

Guy:"chétou!"
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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FFB

Acronym for "fuck Facebook" -- generally used by computer programmers who realize how poorly programmed Facebook is. Also used by Facebookers who encounter bugs associated with the poor construction of the site.
WTF??? Facebook deleted half my friends!! FFB!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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FMC

Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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Facekeyboard

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Chloe

1) A girl's name. Not very common but still used.

2) A slang term to refer to cocaine. The term "Chloe" comes from the fact that cocaine also starts with an "C" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.

Chloe is sometimes used as a code word for cocaine when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Chloe is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Chloe is around I am always happy" to indicate that when cocaine is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
Chloe just makes me wanna talk and fuck all night!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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Funny Hitler

The star of many Youtube parodies of the German movie 'Downfall' (released in 2004). The parodies include Hitler planning a rave, wanting to play for the German team in the World Cup, talking on the phone to a cat, playing Jeopardy with Hermann Fegelein, and many other ridiculous scenarios.
Funny Hitler was da BOMB in that latest parody!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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