Zoloft

A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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Joelololol

A nickname for the world's best electronic music producer and performer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5)
Haha Joelololol's lastest fb post was soooo funny!!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Chloe

1) A girl's name. Not very common but still used.

2) A slang term to refer to cocaine. The term "Chloe" comes from the fact that cocaine also starts with an "C" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.

Chloe is sometimes used as a code word for cocaine when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Chloe is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Chloe is around I am always happy" to indicate that when cocaine is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
Chloe just makes me wanna talk and fuck all night!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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Zombie Fegelein

Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!

Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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The mau5

A abbreviated name for popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
The mau5 is GOD!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Hi Friend

A song by Canadian electronic music producer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). There are two versions of this song: one with vocals by MC Flipside and one without vocals. Both are high quality listening material :)
'Hi Friend' is an awesome track!!!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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