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mile-high clubbing

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v. The act of having sex in or around Denver, Colorado, USA, a city which is approximately 5280 feet (1 mile; 1.6km) above sea level, and is known as the "Mile-High City". Bonus points if the sex involved an actual dance club in Denver.

n. mile-high club
The group of people who have had sex as defined above.
I can't believe I lost my virginity through mile-high clubbing the other night!
by RehabbedMacAddict February 11, 2009
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Dreamliner

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n. Term for a project that has been dreamt about at a company (or by an individual) for years, but does not come to fruition or experiences severe delays in doing so.

Named for the Boeing 787 Dreamliner, an aircraft whose maiden flight was scheduled to be sometime in late 2007 but as of now, is delayed until the spring of 2009.
That economic stimulus package Obama's trying to push through Congress is going to end up a total Dreamliner.
by RehabbedMacAddict February 5, 2009
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Dreamliner

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n. A sexual event where one or more individuals come very close to climax, but cannot seem to actually orgasm.

Named for the Boeing 787 Dreamliner, an aircraft that got repeatedly close to making its maiden flight and joining the mile-high club, but has, as of 2009, yet to do so.
I hate to admit it, but a couple nights after I started taking an SSRI med for depression, I had this total Dreamliner with my wife... I think she enjoyed it, though she does seem sore now.
by RehabbedMacAddict February 5, 2009
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n. The condition of having way too many instant messenger screen names, generally under one IM service (e.g., AIM).
A disturbing trend is that newer IM client programs seem to be encouraging polyscreenomia by allowing multiple simultaneous connections with different screen names to AIM. This has been leading to extensive confusion and even fraud amongst IM users.
by RehabbedMacAddict February 1, 2009
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Morissettian irony

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Something that is ironic only by virtue of the fact that it is considered ironic when it is in fact, not; when an event is in fact a coincidence but instead is passed off as irony.
The fact that it rained on your wedding day is Morissettian irony, because you thought it was ironic, but it really wasn't.
by RehabbedMacAddict July 15, 2006
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v. To constantly change one's views on 'hot-button' political issues in order to satisfy the voter contingent. The purpose of this is generally to gain favor for a bid in an important election.

etym. Named after Sen. Bill Frist, who changed his opinion on stem-cell research in order to align more with that of the public's.
A lot of people would retrospectively accuse John Kerry of fristing during the 2004 election campaign.
by RehabbedMacAddict June 17, 2006
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v. To give an opinion that one is not fully qualified to give.
Yeah, my bank lawyer suggested that I try and sue the hospital for malpractice when I got an infection after my surgery. I don't know if I'm going to believe her, since it seemed like she was totally fristing.
by RehabbedMacAddict June 17, 2006
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