Definitions by Reginald Barrington

pearl necklace 

The passionate result of a man wanking onto his lover's upper chest, neck and shoulders. Also the most wonderfully affectionate (and affordable) gift for a husband to bestow upon his wife on their wedding night.

Benny and Betty weren't rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead.

pearl necklace by Reginald Barrington July 28, 2004

cretin 

A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.

Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.

cretin by Reginald Barrington February 12, 2004

Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.

"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"

Betty Bollocks by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003

ocken 

One who is silly; retarded; foolish.

See that man over there, he's ocken.

ocken by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

Chegger 

1. Another (less known) term for a bogey/greeny. Mucus that has hardened and formed into a horrible green substance, usually flicked into people's faces by immature brats on school buses.

2. A moniker for British TV personality and all round nob head, Keith Chegwin.

I picked a large chegger from my nose and threw it into Molly's mashed potato!

Chegger by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

shaggit

Slang way to say you'd wordshagwordsomething, possibly something inanimate, because you were so deprived of regular sex and ugly.

"That's a pretty pencil case, I'd shaggit".

shaggit by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

baabaa 

Being completely removed from reality. Off your head.

Chaz has been taking those pills again, he's completely baabaa.

baabaa by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003