Reginald Barrington's definitions
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
Get the baabaamug. A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.
Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.
by Reginald Barrington February 12, 2004
Get the cretinmug. 1. Another (less known) term for a bogey/greeny. Mucus that has hardened and formed into a horrible green substance, usually flicked into people's faces by immature brats on school buses.
2. A moniker for British TV personality and all round nob head, Keith Chegwin.
2. A moniker for British TV personality and all round nob head, Keith Chegwin.
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
Get the Cheggermug. by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
Get the ockenmug. Ever aging British children's entertainers, called Barry and Paul. Come from Rotherham. Have stupid haircuts, and all the maturity of a fresh fart. Famous catchphrase, 'To me, to you'.
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
Get the chuckle brothersmug. i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.
ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.
3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.
3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
Get the virusmug. Slang way to say you'd wordshagwordsomething, possibly something inanimate, because you were so deprived of regular sex and ugly.
"That's a pretty pencil case, I'd shaggit".
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
Get the shaggitmug.