Reginald Barrington's definitions

ocken

One who is silly; retarded; foolish.

See that man over there, he's ocken.

by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

Chegger

1. Another (less known) term for a bogey/greeny. Mucus that has hardened and formed into a horrible green substance, usually flicked into people's faces by immature brats on school buses.

2. A moniker for British TV personality and all round nob head, Keith Chegwin.

I picked a large chegger from my nose and threw it into Molly's mashed potato!

by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

shaggit

Slang way to say you'd wordshagwordsomething, possibly something inanimate, because you were so deprived of regular sex and ugly.

"That's a pretty pencil case, I'd shaggit".

by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

baabaa

Being completely removed from reality. Off your head.

Chaz has been taking those pills again, he's completely baabaa.

by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

chuckle brothers

Ever aging British children's entertainers, called Barry and Paul. Come from Rotherham. Have stupid haircuts, and all the maturity of a fresh fart. Famous catchphrase, 'To me, to you'.

by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

virus

i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.

ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.

3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.

Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!

by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.

"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"

by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003