Chegger

1. Another (less known) term for a bogey/greeny. Mucus that has hardened and formed into a horrible green substance, usually flicked into people's faces by immature brats on school buses.

2. A moniker for British TV personality and all round nob head, Keith Chegwin.
I picked a large chegger from my nose and threw it into Molly's mashed potato!
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
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chuckle brothers

Ever aging British children's entertainers, called Barry and Paul. Come from Rotherham. Have stupid haircuts, and all the maturity of a fresh fart. Famous catchphrase, 'To me, to you'.
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
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ocken

One who is silly; retarded; foolish.
See that man over there, he's ocken.
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
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baabaa

Being completely removed from reality. Off your head.
Chaz has been taking those pills again, he's completely baabaa.
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
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pearl necklace

The passionate result of a man wanking onto his lover's upper chest, neck and shoulders. Also the most wonderfully affectionate (and affordable) gift for a husband to bestow upon his wife on their wedding night.
Benny and Betty weren't rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead.
by Reginald Barrington July 28, 2004
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Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.
"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"
by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003
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virus

i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.

ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.

3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
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