Reggaetonist's definitions

D.A.R.E.

A big bullshit program that takes up valuable schooltime. God gave us marijuana and sex, im damn sure im gonna use these gifts. If you are against sex and marijuana then that means you dont except god's gifts to you so you will just burn in hell.

Fuck Light Joker
Fuck the law
Fuck the police
Fuck D.A.R.E.
Drugs Are Really Exciting

by Reggaetonist November 5, 2004

Religion

Fake shit made by man. What people dont understand is that humans dont have souls, humans are simply creatures that started out as bacteria. Over TRILLIONS (even more) of years bacteria has evolved, which is how our planet and people and trees and dirt and dogs ect are here today. Now you may ask, "then why is there religions", well, people need to be tricked into "being civilized and follow a set of rules, or else...". The "or else" part is usually going to hell. The rules/commandments usually concist of "No killing" "No sex before marrage" "No stealing" ect, and if the rules arent followed, they tell you that after you die, you will spent the rest of eternity in a scary forsaken place called HELL, and if you follow the rules, after you die you will spend the rest of eternity in a peacefull loving place called HEAVEN...not true, when the human body shuts down, thats it, youre in a dead sleep, blanked out forever.

Imagine how boring it must be to be dead.

by Reggaetonist December 1, 2004

Christina Aguilera

Born "Christina Agler", but then changed her name to "Christina Aguilera" before the release of her first album. She always wanted to be the ghetto latina slut she is today, but the record company wouldnt let her. So she changed her lastname to a Spanish name, she got a fake tan, sluttly clothes, and urban ghetto music.

Will someone please tell Christina Agler that she is a red-neck white-girl.

by Reggaetonist November 12, 2004

Daddy Yankee

A great reggaeton artist who has great songs like "Gasolina" "No Me Dejes Solo" "Dale Caliente" and is featured in "Oye Mi Canto" with Nore and Nina Sky. Born in San Juan raised in Santo Domingo, no idea where hes livin now. You can see him on mun2.

www.daddyyankee.com

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004

mun2

A tv station with shows like "The Roof" and "La Conexion". Its pretty boring but the music videos are great and so are the sexy dancers.

When im horney I switch to mun2 and jerk-off to the dancers.

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004

Bluntwood

Brentwood aka Bluntwood; the most hardcore lil town in central Long Island. The town actually has black people in it unlike Holbrook and Coram and shitty ass wigger towns.

If you want to live in a suburb instead of the city and you dont want to be around all white people, then move to Brentwood (Bluntwood) but hurry the highschool is PACKED!

by Reggaetonist October 25, 2004

copyright

Something that doesnt exist in China.

Will: Hey these new uptowns I ordered online are fake.

George: Where did u order them from??

Will: Beijing

George: Figures...

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004