Red Sam Black's definitions

Marriage

What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.

Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.

by Red Sam Black October 18, 2012

To The Kardashian File

A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.

BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.

by Red Sam Black June 23, 2011

Hebrew School Minute

When your listening to a Hebrew school classmate read Hebrew from a book, which sounds like meaningless gibberish, for what seems like an eternity but only a minute or two has passed. May be used to describe any extremely boring classroom experience.

Hebrew School Minute may also apply to listening to an extremely boring lecturer.

by Red Sam Black April 20, 2010

Cook County Stop

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.

OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk

by Red Sam Black February 23, 2011

brain milk

A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.

Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.

by Red Sam Black October 26, 2014

Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.

Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.

by Red Sam Black May 8, 2018

dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018