Definitions by Red Sam Black

Stroking his goose 

Euphemism for masturbation

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"

Stroking his goose by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018

dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

dumpering by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018

Commander Covfefe 

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.

Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.

Commander Covfefe by Red Sam Black May 8, 2018

brain milk 

A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.

Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.

brain milk by Red Sam Black October 26, 2014

Party Drunk 

A person who gets loud and somewhat obnoxious after a few or several drinks but is more funny than annoying and therefore a pleasure to have in attendance.

Oh wow! Guess who just arrived.
She is one of the all time great party drunks!

Party Drunk by Red Sam Black June 29, 2014

Last Chance Undies 

Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.

Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.

Last Chance Undies by Red Sam Black November 7, 2012

Marriage 

What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.

Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.

Marriage by Red Sam Black October 18, 2012