Red Sam Black's definitions

SWEATHOG

An obese ugly person of the female gender who may be nicknamed "Fu"

OMG, is she ever a sweathog!

by Red Sam Black April 19, 2010

Marriage

What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.

Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.

by Red Sam Black October 18, 2012

To The Kardashian File

A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.

BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.

by Red Sam Black June 23, 2011

brain milk

A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.

Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.

by Red Sam Black October 26, 2014

Party Drunk

A person who gets loud and somewhat obnoxious after a few or several drinks but is more funny than annoying and therefore a pleasure to have in attendance.

Oh wow! Guess who just arrived.
She is one of the all time great party drunks!

by Red Sam Black June 29, 2014

AOM

"All Over Me," used when describing a dating experience with a rather enthusiastic person of the opposite sex.

Hy: So how did your date with that gal go last night?
Jack: Great! She was really AOM if you know what I mean.

by Red Sam Black August 19, 2012

dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018