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Definitions by Realiststatements

Hood love story

People on Snapchat putting their business out telling the story of how their ex cheated or did them wrong in anyway.
Hood love story is another way of exposing

The chair 

The single chair in your room you never use but your clothes love to sit in for several months and get taller until your mom yells at you to clean.
“Clean clothes, dirty clothes the chair accepts all”
The chair by Realiststatements February 21, 2020
No lie or no joke. I don’t know where tf that came from but I fw it.
Sidney I seen you with my dad last night

No cap 🚫🧢
No Cap by Realiststatements June 30, 2019
Going off on a mf who deserves it. Telling them what needs to be heard while making a scene because you are a bad bitch and you can do that.
Nigga stop talking to me before I pop off in this bitch

Take a shower

Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.
Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass
Something y’all musty mfs need but what you love doing is hugging people and slappin the top of the doors and everyone in that bitch gets slapped with ya stink use deodorant
I need deodorant im musty