Real Gangsta in da House's definitions
A Gangsta Christian Death Metal band from Minnesota. For a Christian band, they don't totally suck. Formed in 1995, they released their first album "Lucifer is Dead", a 180 turn on the quote God is Dead. They sing (or more accurately, scream) about how great god is and also themes involving the mutiliation of white children, gang rape and other gangsta/gore themes.
Some members of both the metal and the black community are horrified by their hypocritical attitudes. One second commenting on how bad racism is and then the next blaming the death on Jesus on the Jewish people. However, this is merely their opinion and they shoud be able to express it without fear of persercution.
The name itself is a play on the name of popular metal band 'Children of Bodom' whom this band has considered to represent all that is wrong with our society and a bad influence on our youth. The name is representing that we are really god's children and he loves most of us "except Jews"
Myself, I find their lyrics too hypocritical to listen to often. However, the legendary guitar solos by the greatest female guitarist of all time, Sister Destruction. She's damn hot too. If you want some kick ass riffs and amazing duet gauitar solos, check out this band.
Line-Up
Father Destruction - Vocals
Sister Murder - Guitar #1
Father Skinless - Guitar #2
Father Hatred - Drum
Dead Child of the Alter - Bassist
Rotting Jesus - Violin
Some members of both the metal and the black community are horrified by their hypocritical attitudes. One second commenting on how bad racism is and then the next blaming the death on Jesus on the Jewish people. However, this is merely their opinion and they shoud be able to express it without fear of persercution.
The name itself is a play on the name of popular metal band 'Children of Bodom' whom this band has considered to represent all that is wrong with our society and a bad influence on our youth. The name is representing that we are really god's children and he loves most of us "except Jews"
Myself, I find their lyrics too hypocritical to listen to often. However, the legendary guitar solos by the greatest female guitarist of all time, Sister Destruction. She's damn hot too. If you want some kick ass riffs and amazing duet gauitar solos, check out this band.
Line-Up
Father Destruction - Vocals
Sister Murder - Guitar #1
Father Skinless - Guitar #2
Father Hatred - Drum
Dead Child of the Alter - Bassist
Rotting Jesus - Violin
"God is in all creatures, black or white / Why must we hate and fight / Satan laughs as we kill our kind / Fuck that bitch with a dildo in da ass / Replace ya hate with love in god / He loves us back and purifies our heart."
"The KKK give us too much stick / those people are full of shit / They learn where problems lie / Who should live and who should die / How can hope leave us / It's cause the world is full of Jews / The Jews killed Jesus / Now we're killing yoooouuuuu"
"The KKK give us too much stick / those people are full of shit / They learn where problems lie / Who should live and who should die / How can hope leave us / It's cause the world is full of Jews / The Jews killed Jesus / Now we're killing yoooouuuuu"
by Real Gangsta in da House August 5, 2005
Get the Children of Elohimmug. Considered a type of music however unlike music it doesn't involve computer generated beats and even more shockingly, no lyrics about bustin' a whitey's ass with lead!
Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth.
The majority of listeners are old people who refuse to move on because if they heard how good new music was compared to this dribble they would kill themselves because it would undoubtably prove we live in the greatest generation. Classical Music is so old, it was made when John Lennon wasn't a corpse (I know that he is a rock loser but they were all invented at the creation of the universe.)
Everybody knows that Mozart only got famous when he started beefing with the Beethoven man. During their sets, they would get semi-naked girls to dance around on the piano unlike the true artists of today who let their beautiful masterpieces speak for themselves.
Anyone can make classical music.
1: Think of some random notes (Not even beats!)
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 25 of ya gang around
4: Give them a violin or trombone or something else (NOT a turntable to be seen!)
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some director who is old to play it during their movie.
8 Mile is the best movie ever made and that ended with 'Lose Yourself'. No Classical in that. Only REAL music.
The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would focus more on the wicked beats than the plot.
2: All directors are older than 30 because they lived when dinosaurs ate people but unfortunely they lived.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too much dignity to let their art be given to shitty films like 'Civtizen Cane'
Classical only used to be popular because it was 'cool' at the time and true music like rap wasn't invented yet.
Emotional music comes from the heart, not from fucking black dots written on a paper with lines.
Classical is boring. When is the last time you saw classical music on MTV or at no.1 in the charts? I rest my case.
Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth.
The majority of listeners are old people who refuse to move on because if they heard how good new music was compared to this dribble they would kill themselves because it would undoubtably prove we live in the greatest generation. Classical Music is so old, it was made when John Lennon wasn't a corpse (I know that he is a rock loser but they were all invented at the creation of the universe.)
Everybody knows that Mozart only got famous when he started beefing with the Beethoven man. During their sets, they would get semi-naked girls to dance around on the piano unlike the true artists of today who let their beautiful masterpieces speak for themselves.
Anyone can make classical music.
1: Think of some random notes (Not even beats!)
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 25 of ya gang around
4: Give them a violin or trombone or something else (NOT a turntable to be seen!)
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some director who is old to play it during their movie.
8 Mile is the best movie ever made and that ended with 'Lose Yourself'. No Classical in that. Only REAL music.
The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would focus more on the wicked beats than the plot.
2: All directors are older than 30 because they lived when dinosaurs ate people but unfortunely they lived.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too much dignity to let their art be given to shitty films like 'Civtizen Cane'
Classical only used to be popular because it was 'cool' at the time and true music like rap wasn't invented yet.
Emotional music comes from the heart, not from fucking black dots written on a paper with lines.
Classical is boring. When is the last time you saw classical music on MTV or at no.1 in the charts? I rest my case.
NOT music: Ludwig Van Beethoven
Music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Ja Rule, The Game (Not so much now, since 50 cent is the best and 50 cent hates The Game, that means he sucks, even the old stuff is now crap)
Music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Ja Rule, The Game (Not so much now, since 50 cent is the best and 50 cent hates The Game, that means he sucks, even the old stuff is now crap)
by Real Gangsta in da House July 29, 2005
Get the Classicalmug. Obscure genre of music the emerged within the early 90s. Although some would consider this to be a strange combination it has been gaining popularity in recent years. However, the genre itself still remains deeply underground due to it's strange combination making it lose appeal to gangsta rap fans and metal fans.
Pioneers of this unique form of metal into Black Apocalypse, Devil's Thugz, N.N.D and Dark Heaven. The Lyrically content usually consists of street life, black opression and government politics. Although considered a mockery, satanic and a disgrace to thier race by by in the black community. Gangsta Metal isn't as satanic as the it am suggest, however, bands such as Atheist Pride have a strong view on the flaws on religion and that it is keeping the black race in slavery and opressing women and homosexuals.
Think Old Metallica or Slayer instruments, guitar solos and enegry with N.W.A or Public Enemy lyrics. Gangsta Metal has attracted many black people who find 'normal' metal to be primarily white or satanic. Gangsta Metal often have album names that would appear to be regular metal with song titles that one would expect from rap.
Subgenres of this type of music include Gangsta Thrash Metal (Black Apocolasype and Decaying Silence) Gangsta Christian Death Metal (Children of Elohim) and Gangsta Goth Metal (Abrachasyn's Ashes and Veronica's Veil)
I recommend any fans of gangsta rap and metal to check out any of the bands below.
Pioneers of this unique form of metal into Black Apocalypse, Devil's Thugz, N.N.D and Dark Heaven. The Lyrically content usually consists of street life, black opression and government politics. Although considered a mockery, satanic and a disgrace to thier race by by in the black community. Gangsta Metal isn't as satanic as the it am suggest, however, bands such as Atheist Pride have a strong view on the flaws on religion and that it is keeping the black race in slavery and opressing women and homosexuals.
Think Old Metallica or Slayer instruments, guitar solos and enegry with N.W.A or Public Enemy lyrics. Gangsta Metal has attracted many black people who find 'normal' metal to be primarily white or satanic. Gangsta Metal often have album names that would appear to be regular metal with song titles that one would expect from rap.
Subgenres of this type of music include Gangsta Thrash Metal (Black Apocolasype and Decaying Silence) Gangsta Christian Death Metal (Children of Elohim) and Gangsta Goth Metal (Abrachasyn's Ashes and Veronica's Veil)
I recommend any fans of gangsta rap and metal to check out any of the bands below.
Band - Best Album (IMO)
Black Apocolasype - Hell is White
Devil's Thugs - Slaves to the inferior power
Atheist Pride - Jesus forgot my race
White Sin - The Pain of Adnai
Spiritual Decline - Light only in Dark
Abrachasyn's Ashes - Algophobia
Children of Elohim - Angel's Philter
Rupublican Nazis - United Truth
Black Apocolasype - Hell is White
Devil's Thugs - Slaves to the inferior power
Atheist Pride - Jesus forgot my race
White Sin - The Pain of Adnai
Spiritual Decline - Light only in Dark
Abrachasyn's Ashes - Algophobia
Children of Elohim - Angel's Philter
Rupublican Nazis - United Truth
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
Get the Gangsta Metalmug. The ONLY genre of music. PERIOD.
Rap is true. Rap is the heart and soul voice of the streets proclaiming thier lives and telling us a story of heartache and woe. Living on the street is tough. I want to Snoop Dogg's mansion and he told me how hard his life is and how gangsta he is. Then he kicked me out and screwed my mother. He is my hero.
Me and all my friends are townies and some people just don't seem to realise that we are the best. Just last week, it took 24 of us to beat up an old lady. That is how hardcore we are. Sure, she killed 13 of us in the process but we managed to blacken her eye slightly.
As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none
When was the last time Mozart mixed up a beat like Dr. Dre or Beethoven showed us his rapping skills and flow? NEVER! That proves they were not talented. When has Jimi Hendrix ever told us about himself through computer generated beats and not that shitty block of wood that only retarded children listen to.
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!
Rap is true. Rap is the heart and soul voice of the streets proclaiming thier lives and telling us a story of heartache and woe. Living on the street is tough. I want to Snoop Dogg's mansion and he told me how hard his life is and how gangsta he is. Then he kicked me out and screwed my mother. He is my hero.
Me and all my friends are townies and some people just don't seem to realise that we are the best. Just last week, it took 24 of us to beat up an old lady. That is how hardcore we are. Sure, she killed 13 of us in the process but we managed to blacken her eye slightly.
As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none
When was the last time Mozart mixed up a beat like Dr. Dre or Beethoven showed us his rapping skills and flow? NEVER! That proves they were not talented. When has Jimi Hendrix ever told us about himself through computer generated beats and not that shitty block of wood that only retarded children listen to.
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!
Cheeky bastards have the nerve to also put Classical, Opera, Jazz, Blues, Swing, Rock, Metal, Country, Reggae, Punk, Alternative and other forms of non-rap or pop are somehow considered music in the eyes of people to old to realise that music has finally been invented.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 29, 2005
Get the Gangsta Rapmug. Before Metallica hit their prime to Loaded, Reloaded and St. Anger. They did some four demo recordings entitled Kill 'em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets and ...And Justice for All. They also did the self entitled Metallica album, or more commonly referred to as the black album. With the release of this album, music critics could see that the band was destined to be so much greater and improved greatly from their days as a garage band.
Most fans don't like the new Metallica because they're upset that their precious underground band has finally become good enough to be enjoyed by more people than just the people who pretended to like it so they can say they liked a band no one had heard of. New Metallica is more Nu-Metal than Thrash Metal and Nu-Metal usually has more of a rap influence than regular metal making it a huge improvement.
Most fans don't like the new Metallica because they're upset that their precious underground band has finally become good enough to be enjoyed by more people than just the people who pretended to like it so they can say they liked a band no one had heard of. New Metallica is more Nu-Metal than Thrash Metal and Nu-Metal usually has more of a rap influence than regular metal making it a huge improvement.
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
Get the New Metallicamug. As we all know after listening to Classical Music, Classic means crap which is a perfect description for this filth.
Classic Rock is a desolate tract of ogerish yobs pluking metal strings attached to blocks of wood and bashing trashcans with sticks while a very feminine castrated man that all sound like Robert 'I hate girls' Plant screams "Whole Lotta Love" and not one mention of smacking ya bitch or pimpin' ya ride is heard.
Go on Launch.com and search for Led Zeppelin and look at the Biography. They invented Metal which everybody hates and they stole all their riffs from other non-rap therefore crap artists. I haven't heard them but anyone that has to steal their music must be totally talentless because rock requires no talent to begin with unlike rap.
Listen to P.Diddy's 'Come With Me'. It has pretty corny lyircs but the beat is incredible and is better than anything Led Zeppelin could steal.
Rap was orginated by black artists unlike rock which Elvis created. Because we are better than you rap is far superior. If you disagree you are a racist and a neo-nazi KKK motherfucker!
My dad made me listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Stink Floud and it only swore once! What a piece of crap! It is no masterpieve like 'Beg for Mercy' I can tell you.
I urge all you are old people living in the past to grow up. Times are changing, get with it, just the revolution. Music is finally good and you're still stuck in the 70s when it sucked!
Classic Rock is a desolate tract of ogerish yobs pluking metal strings attached to blocks of wood and bashing trashcans with sticks while a very feminine castrated man that all sound like Robert 'I hate girls' Plant screams "Whole Lotta Love" and not one mention of smacking ya bitch or pimpin' ya ride is heard.
Go on Launch.com and search for Led Zeppelin and look at the Biography. They invented Metal which everybody hates and they stole all their riffs from other non-rap therefore crap artists. I haven't heard them but anyone that has to steal their music must be totally talentless because rock requires no talent to begin with unlike rap.
Listen to P.Diddy's 'Come With Me'. It has pretty corny lyircs but the beat is incredible and is better than anything Led Zeppelin could steal.
Rap was orginated by black artists unlike rock which Elvis created. Because we are better than you rap is far superior. If you disagree you are a racist and a neo-nazi KKK motherfucker!
My dad made me listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Stink Floud and it only swore once! What a piece of crap! It is no masterpieve like 'Beg for Mercy' I can tell you.
I urge all you are old people living in the past to grow up. Times are changing, get with it, just the revolution. Music is finally good and you're still stuck in the 70s when it sucked!
If you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'
by Real Gangsta in da House July 29, 2005
Get the Classic Rockmug. by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
Get the Cold Jellymug.