Ready-Liver's definitions

Nudey

The singular form for a pornographic magazine.

'Ey man, can you pass me my nudey?

by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

Pazzazzed

The 'cool' way of saying possessed.

Father: Is my daughter ok?

Priest: Yo, seems she's a lil pazzazzed!

by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

by ready-liver August 3, 2010

Smoking Balls

To do something outrageous

Jimmy flipped three thousand times in one jump, he was really smoking balls.

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Texas

The place in the world where everything's bigger.

I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.

by Ready-Liver November 7, 2009

Fuklin

A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.

Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?

Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.

Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!

by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

Grammer

1. The retarded cousin of the word Grammar.

2. Sometimes even confused as a cracker by little kids.

1. I think mah grammer iz gittin' bettor.

2. Mommy, can I have a grammer cracker?

by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009