Definitions by Ready-Liver

Dial 

A common misspelling of the word dick while texting.

Matt: Hey fucktard! i told u i didnt need ur opinion!

Tim: Matt why r u being such a dial?

Dial by Ready-Liver May 12, 2009

What the fuck face 

A face usually given in disgust or in discontent with a situation. It involves any facial gesture that, literally, makes someone say "What the fuck?"

All through study-hall, Tiras would stare at Rebecca. Rebecca just glared over at Tiras like he was a creeper with a what the fuck face.

What the fuck face by Ready-Liver May 10, 2009

Fuklin 

A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.

Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?

Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.

Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!

Fuklin by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

Nudey 

The singular form for a pornographic magazine.

'Ey man, can you pass me my nudey?

Nudey by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

Your mom 

A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.

Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.

Your mom by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

Man

A casual, brief greeting used regardless of sex.

Guy 1: Hey, what's up man?

Guy 2: Nothing much man.

Man by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009

Grammer 

1. The retarded cousin of the word Grammar.

2. Sometimes even confused as a cracker by little kids.

1. I think mah grammer iz gittin' bettor.

2. Mommy, can I have a grammer cracker?

Grammer by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009