Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 02, 2002

double bitchin'

(adj.) 1. Equal or greater than twice the intensity of bitchin'. 2. Really, really awesome.

"Wow! This song sounds double bitchin' through these headphones!"

by Razukin December 04, 2002

rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 01, 2002

welfare

(n.) 1. Current state of health. 2. What poor people get, and why they have new Nike shoes every day.

"Having Welfare is sweet!" "The welfare of the company depends on these inflatable TV dinners!"

by Razukin December 02, 2002

shithole

(n.) A really, really crappy place to live. No pun intended. Well, maybe sorta.

"I hate living in this shithole!" "Oh, you're from the United States of America too?"

by Razukin December 02, 2002

everythingtasticful

(adj.) 1. Better than everything else, extremely fantastic and wonderful. A stronger form of fantasmic.

My new bike is everythingtasticful!

by Razukin November 30, 2002

Jersey

It sucks living here.

"Haha! You live in Jersey!"

by Razukin December 02, 2002