Razukin's definitions

rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

bitchin'

(adj., exp., n.) 1. Spectacularly good. 2. Awesome, great. 3. Used to denote awesomeness, greatness or spectacular goodness. 4. Used to describe the act of complaining.

"Bitchin!"
"This cheesecake is bitchin'."
"Stop your bitchin', you damn New Yorker!"

by Razukin December 3, 2002

Dere

(n.) 1. Some New Yorker trying to say "There."

"Is it here?" "No, it's dere." "Where?" "Dere!" "I don't understand..." "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

logic

(n.) 1. Forcing a cylindrical block through a square hole.

"I don't understand your logic!" "What do you mean? By collectively evaluating my facts, it's perfectly logical that Bill Clinton was a good president!"

by Razukin December 3, 2002

conform

(n.) 1. To act like a human. 2. To not follow Dodge's advice.

"Why do you conform?" "becuz it izz kewl!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

everybody else

(n.) 1. You know. Those other people who aren't as unique as you.

"Man, they conform so much!" "Oh, you mean everybody else?" "Yeah!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002