by Ray February 04, 2004

Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!
by Ray July 02, 2004

A person, male or female who meets one of the following criteria:
1) Never goes anywhere or does anything
2) Is Gay
3) Has best friends of the opposite sex who he/she will do anything for yet still gets no play
1) Never goes anywhere or does anything
2) Is Gay
3) Has best friends of the opposite sex who he/she will do anything for yet still gets no play
"Don't be a klynn"
by Ray October 22, 2003

one who is of a well-endowed nature and is the epitome of masculinity. one who females can not resist; also of an attractive nature, with a good sense of humor and an amazing personality.
by Ray October 27, 2003

by Ray March 15, 2004

jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate
by ray March 24, 2005
