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Stempniak

Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.

Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.

Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.
"He shoots, he Stempniaks"

"What a loser, he just Stempniak'd that shot! "

"Way to go, Stempniak".
by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009
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horn junkie

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
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Jizz Snorkel

When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
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McFeeling

The sudden and anxious sense of uncertainty that overcomes a person after eating McDonalds. Is typically a mishmash of dizziness/nausea/regret and worry of explosively shitting oneself.
Approximately 15 minutes after devouring the delicious Big Mac meal and side order of McNuggets, Josh felt a wave of the McFeeling come over him and had to sit down until it passed.
by Raul (comes out at night) January 7, 2012
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H1 N1ve

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.
After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.
by Raul (comes out at night) November 2, 2009
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shofart

A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.
Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.
by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013
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Kings of Leon

A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.
Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."

Later that week...

Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
by Raul (comes out at night) January 26, 2010
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