Raul (comes out at night)'s definitions

Jizz Snake

A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.

Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009

worse than hitler

is what the bitter and uneducated say when they dislike something or someone.

Example 1: Ugh, I can't believe it's only November and the Christmas displays are out. They are worse than hitler!

Example 2: Can you believe Rob Ford apologized again? He is worse than hitler!

by Raul (comes out at night) November 20, 2013

McFlashback

The unusual return of a McFeeling from one week to a year following a meal at McDonalds.

Carlita: "Oh Raul I feel weak and I think I might pass out and/or shit myself. I think it's a McFeeling but I haven't had McDonalds in months!"

Raul: "Worry not Carlita, you are probably just getting a McFlashback. Enjoy the ride."

by Raul (comes out at night) January 10, 2012

The 0.5st Amendment

The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.

Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.

by Raul (comes out at night) April 21, 2018

Break Up Fart

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.

Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

by Raul (comes out at night) December 15, 2011

Economic Turndown

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".

Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.

by Raul (comes out at night) February 23, 2012

JLP

The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.

Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?

Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!

by Raul (comes out at night) October 19, 2014