Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboy

A man of low breeding and intelligence, who has, through having nouveau riche parentage (garage owner, scrap dealer, etc) gone to a moderately posh, but obscure Private School. This has given him a HUGE overestimate of his worth in society - but at the end of the day, he will happily bend over for his Lord’s pleasure.
Look at that Essex Twat! He’s one of Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboys!!
by Ratskrad January 08, 2022
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Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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