Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Scrorp

A more aggressive form of SCRAPE. Used when extra emphasis in required.

“Hey Dude! Scrorp some of that delicious guacamole onto my plate, will ya?”

“You fucking bitch! I’m gonna Scrorp your eyes out!”

by Ratskrad January 08, 2022