when a woman's ass is so fantastic you can't look away even if it runs the risk of being caught staring.
"i was in Target the other day and this chick's ass gave me such eyelock that i walked right into a shelf display...and STILL kept staring."
by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022
"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
by Raoulduke69 September 05, 2023
the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.
"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
The act of thrusting the hips forward and back so that the dick and balls slap against the gooch making a "flop, flop, flop" noise. Can be done with or without pants on.
Guy 1: that comedian's jokes sucked ass.
Guy 2: yeah but lucky for him he wore those baggy basketball shorts so he could perform a good meatflop to get the crowd going.
Guy 2: yeah but lucky for him he wore those baggy basketball shorts so he could perform a good meatflop to get the crowd going.
by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022