the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.
by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023
Get the dickless horseman mug.The act of thrusting the hips forward and back so that the dick and balls slap against the gooch making a "flop, flop, flop" noise. Can be done with or without pants on.
Guy 1: that comedian's jokes sucked ass.
Guy 2: yeah but lucky for him he wore those baggy basketball shorts so he could perform a good meatflop to get the crowd going.
Guy 2: yeah but lucky for him he wore those baggy basketball shorts so he could perform a good meatflop to get the crowd going.
by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022
Get the Meatflop mug.when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the the noble surprise mug.an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.
"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the noble prize mug.Guy 1: hey i heard on the news there was a rape that took place at the sears tower AND the empire state building.
Guy 2: sounds like we got a skyscrapist on the lose.
Guy 2: sounds like we got a skyscrapist on the lose.
by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022
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