Raoulduke69's definitions
by Raoulduke69 September 5, 2023
Get the camp fuckoffmug. usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.
by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022
Get the cockroach assmug. when a woman's ass is so fantastic you can't look away even if it runs the risk of being caught staring.
"i was in Target the other day and this chick's ass gave me such eyelock that i walked right into a shelf display...and STILL kept staring."
by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022
Get the eyelockmug. the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.
by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023
Get the dickless horsemanmug. The act of thrusting the hips forward and back so that the dick and balls slap against the gooch making a "flop, flop, flop" noise. Can be done with or without pants on.
Guy 1: that comedian's jokes sucked ass.
Guy 2: yeah but lucky for him he wore those baggy basketball shorts so he could perform a good meatflop to get the crowd going.
Guy 2: yeah but lucky for him he wore those baggy basketball shorts so he could perform a good meatflop to get the crowd going.
by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022
Get the Meatflopmug. Guy 1: hey i heard on the news there was a rape that took place at the sears tower AND the empire state building.
Guy 2: sounds like we got a skyscrapist on the lose.
Guy 2: sounds like we got a skyscrapist on the lose.
by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022
Get the Skyscrapistmug. i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the cock watchmanmug.