eyelock

when a woman's ass is so fantastic you can't look away even if it runs the risk of being caught staring.

"i was in Target the other day and this chick's ass gave me such eyelock that i walked right into a shelf display...and STILL kept staring."

by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

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bitchitus

while not as often talked about, it is actually the most common virus known to exist. the vast majority of women contract the virus at least a dozen times in a single year. a common misconception is that only women can be infected.

woman: (nah, nah, blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, bitch, complain, etc.)
man: ah shit she's got bitchitus again i better go quarantine myself in my shop with a fat joint and a six pack.

by Raoulduke69 November 16, 2023

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cockroach ass

usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.

"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"

by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

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cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

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four loko factor

the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.

"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.

by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024

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