Random guy's definitions

How about now?

Used in conjunction with can you see me now? to invoke rage and add insult to injury.

*Move to other side of victim and say* "How about now?"

by Random Guy July 23, 2004

snip snap

when a woman or man is sucking on a male's penis and pulls to hard it comes out of it's socket in a "snip snap" motion

last night ryan had a snip snap accident with his mom.

by random guy June 7, 2004

Nmeshr92

Possibly the greatest user ever on IGN's boards. I reccomend giving him a WUL.

Last nite i was all over these hawt twins. Nmeshr92 > j00! Yay. +1 face_plain

by Random Guy March 16, 2005

swallow your crabs

no meaning... it just sounds really gross and awesome

hey.. alyssa called.. she wants to swallow your crabs

by random guy June 7, 2004

Can you see me now?

To wiggle one's fingers behind an individual's head who's eyes protrude farther than normal, assuming excellent peripheral vision. The words, "Can you see me now?" Should be spoken while performing this act.

*wiggle fingers behind and to the side of victim* "Hey Josh, can you see me now?"

by Random Guy July 23, 2004

smeggums

wordGod/word, or Great One

You are almost a Smeggums. yep, you are THAT DAMN GOOD

by Random guy April 9, 2003

Bush

That idiot who ran the U.S. from 2001-2004. The dude that almost choked on a pretzel. The fool that rules our country. Goddamn him to the lowest pits of Hell, in a hand basket, and beyond.

Burn thy shrubery and reject thy name, for you are no longer the president.

by Random Guy September 5, 2004