Definitions by Random Hero

Bristol portions 

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

Bristol portions by Random Hero November 7, 2019

love length 

Slang word for a penis

He stuck his love length inside his partners bum hole

love length by Random Hero May 13, 2005

Douchey Mcdoucherson 

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

Douchey Mcdoucherson by random hero March 27, 2005

internet whoer 

A person that acts like a whore and flirt online but doesn't in the "real world"

She flirted with me on MSN and said she was going to snd me naked pictures. When I saw her in real life she was really shy. She is an internet whoer

internet whoer by Random Hero March 4, 2005

gamufi 

The best internet forum alive today

www.gamufi.com is the best site known to man!!!

gamufi by Random Hero March 4, 2005

love length 

Slang word for a man's penis

He stuck his love length inside her hairy muff

love length by Random Hero March 2, 2005

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

German Pretzel by Random Hero April 20, 2004