Ranchgirls's definitions

Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

Sleazy Martinelli

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.

He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020

Ms. Carriager

A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.

Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?

by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

Mrs. Carriager

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.

Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?

by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

MUMZERT

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

Spermino

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.

Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.

by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020

American Histrionic EX

An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.

Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020