Spleringe

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Settlers Wife

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

Jungloboom

Denotes an above average phat booty that claps.

Damn girl, you're invited to twerk that jungloboom over here in front of my Dad and I.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.

Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Drug Pug

A malnourished munchkin faced addict whose eyes pop out when they get intoxicated.

Hey dude come check out this drug pug stand up comic.
Oh that's just Rodney Dangerfield

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

NL2LF

Condensed acronym for "nothing left to live for." This is a popular feeling that occurs in most adults and some children.

Her suicide note read "nl2lf"

by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020

Tuna Gelato

The byproduct of cum that has been lightly fermenting in a stinky italian womans vagina.

Well I really should pass on that tuna gelato I already stuffed myself with spaghetti tonight.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020