Ranchgirls's definitions

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023

Beef Bisque

Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.

The beef bisque is our top featured seasonal heritage farm to fork menu creation.

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

Pieces Pizza

Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.

Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.

Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2022

240° spin

What poser skaters call and /or consider a 270° rotation.

Coach did you peep that 240° spin? I'm hella good at sk8ting right?

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

dreamcamp

Dreamcamp is the place where all unacknowledged aspirations go to die.

So last night after I finished mopping up abunch of puke in the ER. I had a vision of me as a Surgeon pop into my head from dreamcamp.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2023

Cheekling

A girl who is devoted to a heavy regiment of squats and lunges and leg lifts with the intention of increasing her booty mass.

That cheekling is really filling out those yoga pants bro, but if she really wants make it bigger she should let me get her pregnant.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020