Ranchgirls's definitions
A coworker who goes out of their way to look like they are naturally 'gypsy' They also mock you by telling you to speed up your work pace while they are hiding from customers and playing games on their phone.
by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020
Get the Gypocritemug. When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020
Get the Spanish Christmasmug. by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020
Get the Mericañomug. A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.
by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021
Get the Rotten Swahilimug. This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020
Get the Last Chance Ranchmug. by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020
Get the Sewer Pigmug. by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Get the Chjerkingmug.