by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020

A devoted and loving wife who takes pleasure in watching her husband eat meals from chain restaurants.
by Ranchgirls August 14, 2023

A subgenres of pornography in which the main subject is to give "birth" to an actual life size baby doll or cabbage patch kid. The onlookers are to assume that the child is presumably dead due to the lack of movement once it has been full excreted from the vagina.
Hell yeah Baby Momma, I'm into that hella kinky planned parenthood roleplay. You grab the plastic to put on the sheets and I'll start untwisting a coat hanger tonight we're gonna make another stillporn.
by Ranchgirls November 09, 2020

A girl who has a chip on her shoulder because she's been group fucked one too many times and she carries this bitchy and defeated attitude around the rest of her cock fiending life.
Hey dude, my girlfriend is a total sore whore it's literally impossible for me to have fun with her anymore.
That sucks bro, me and the guys from work had fun with her twice yesterday.
That sucks bro, me and the guys from work had fun with her twice yesterday.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

When 2 gays are wrapped up in one poncho either because they are either both mexican or as poor as Mexicans.
by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.
by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
