Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

Thotwife

An average or below looking wife who is a slut in order to lift her insecure self esteem.

I had no idea what I was getting into when I married my thotwife.

by Ranchgirls September 14, 2021

thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

Ranchet

An identity which is half ranch girl and half ratchet.

Bro, she is the queen of the entire ranchet community here in east sacramento.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Tuna Dandruff

The dried up cum flakes left on the outside of the vagina after a gangbang.

Honey would you please scratch off that tuna dandruff before I go for a round?

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023