Definitions by Ranchgirls

All Leather 

A band that sounds like the soundtrack to a gay preschool postnoisecore moombaton aesthetic.

Have you guys ever listened to All Leather?

All Leather by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Pesto Ranch 

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

Pesto Ranch by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Cumpiglet 

A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.

Yeah bro, I hella want to impregnate that blonde cumpiglet that rides around on her fixie.

Cumpiglet by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

kakaboy 

Someone who is still wearing diapers when starting Kindergarten.

Mom, I don't want to play patty cakes with the kid down the street his hands are always dirty and he's a kakaboy.

kakaboy by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Stinkpot McRuin

The shameful act of deficating in your own pants while waiting in the drive-thru at mcdonalds or any other fast food establishment.

I swear it's not my fault I was late to school. The guy who pretends he's my dad pulled a stinkpot Mcruin on the ride here and we had to stop to clean off his construction trousers.

Stinkpot McRuin by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Shelixery 

When two or more females engage in recreational lesbian activities which are motivated by gathering attention more so than gratification through climax and/or attraction.

Wow I can't believe Britney Spears and Madonna were ostracized for participating in such vanilla shelixery that one time.

Shelixery by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Hacker Lab 

A place where you can do everything from reverse engineering an internal penis pump to 3D printing facial reconstructions for Shriners Hospitals.

Hey Caleb, we got the implant back from the hacker lab and we're ready to operate.

Hacker Lab by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020