LA Boy

A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.

Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Sploominate

To intentionally cum inside of a bitch with the hope of getting her pregnant.

Baby we ain't using condoms tonight I and gonna sploominate them guts on my momma!

by Ranchgirls November 15, 2020

Fatty-NoDaddy

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.

Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.

by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 02, 2021

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020

Ugandan unabomber

When a guest takes a dump in your bathroom sink then fills it up with warm water and invites the rest of his refugee family over for soup.

So the current exchange student is a total Ugandan unabomber, don't you guys do background checks on these people?

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

COV POS

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020