Definitions by Ranchgirls
Hot Carlita
When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.
I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.
Hot Carlita by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Spicy Carl
The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.
Spicy Carl by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Emobathe
Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Cookiehandjob
When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.
Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.
Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Chinabathing
Chinabathing by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020