Ranchgirls's definitions

peeling ginger

When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.

Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.

by Ranchgirls June 20, 2023

Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.

We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

East county trollup

A trailer trash girl from a dirt poor upbringing who clings onto every guy she sleeps with until they pass her onto a friend.

Damn bro, I hope you wore a condom with that east county trollup, I heard she's got the crispy crotch and tuna dandruff.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Nigerian Unabomber

The act of a foreigner taking a lumpy dump in your bathroom sink, filling it with warm water then inviting their refugee friends over for soup.

You sent us another Nigerian Unabomber, I thought you did background checks on these people.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

In cum any quality

The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.

Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.

by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020