Definitions by Ranchgirls

Saint Dick 

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

Saint Dick by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Sloppy Slime Pouch 

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

Sloppy Slime Pouch by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Sloppy Slime Pouch 

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

Sloppy Slime Pouch by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Drizzy Rizzy

When you drizzle ranch on the booty like it's some sort of aphrodisiac drug in a rap video.

Yeah bro, could we need to shoot that scene again with just a pinch more of that drizzy rizzy.

Drizzy Rizzy by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Cumpanion 

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

Cumpanion by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Jizzus Crust 

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

Jizzus Crust by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020