Capri-Son

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022

Suicidal Thots

Females who would rather die than take responsibilty for their own offspring.

Damn that halfway house is full of suicidal thots. On payday I'm gonna go pick up some drugs and introduce myself of there.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Sloggy Tony

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.

The angel of death ordered a sloggy tony.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

nazarmeth

The horribly bland and substandard synthetic drug that the powers at be try to pass off as crystal methamphetamine.

Damn bro, thank God for nazarmeth, on the old stuff I would forget to feed my baby.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

Drippy hippie

A hippie chick who leaves a trail consisting of dread flakes and blood because she believes in keeping her period natural.

Damn Gretel, you're such a drippy hippie, don't you dare get in my VW van, I just had the upholstery restored at Kombi Haus.

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

Semen Hoarder

A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.

Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020