Needlerat

An IV drug user who will say anything, fuck anything, and do anything at the prospect of getting high.

Yeah bro, I hope you didn't give that needlerat $400 to fix her car, you know it's just gonna go right up her arm.

by Ranchgirls December 09, 2020

Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.

Did you know that black olives matter now?

by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021

Pismo Clam

A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.

Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Slut Serum

What you call alcohol when it is used, consumed or purchased for the intent of promoting sex to occur between two or more parties.

Yeah bro, I thought I was never gonna hit it with that fat chick from DQ but all she needed to get busy was a little bit of that slut serum.

by Ranchgirls October 21, 2020

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Egyptian Lasagna

Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.

Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Cookiehandjob

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020