Ranchgirls's definitions

Sacrament hoe

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.

Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Pharmy

A person who is heavily addicted to pharmaceutical drugs and will stop at nothing to obtain them.

Yeah my ex is a total pharmy so let's just say it didn't exactly end well.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Sudanese fleshlight

The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.

Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Weepymayo

A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.

Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.

by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

needlerat

A drug injecting addict who will stop at nothing to get high. Lying, cheating, stealing, manipulation, deception, exploitation and trickery are the most common tactics they use.

Damn bro, I can't believe that needlerat got you for $400, that's one heartless bitch.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Pink sleepingbag

A prolapsed butthole.

Holy shitballs bro! I can't believe your fiance is the chick with the pink sleepingbag from that porno.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.

I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020