Definitions by Ranchgirls

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Sacto crack hoe

A promiscuous female who lives in sacramento, ca and will do any sexual act for drugs or money.

Yeah man, that sacto crack hoe sure is something else, I don't think I want to see her ever again.

Sacto crack hoe by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Pink sleepingbag 

A prolapsed butthole.

Holy shitballs bro! I can't believe your fiance is the chick with the pink sleepingbag from that porno.

Pink sleepingbag by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Holy Cum 

Ejaculate that has been blessed by a priest.

I hereby deem this jizz to be blessed by his grace and divinity, God Bless this Holy Cum, Amen.

Holy Cum by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.

Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.

Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

sour scab 

The nasty little debris that populate a filthy vagina.

Hey bro, you've got a sour scab stuck in your curly mustache.

sour scab by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Casin hoe 

A female who feeds her drug habit by burglarizing as well as escorting at tribal casinos.

That casin hoe is never satisfied, she came back and said that more gain is needed.

Casin hoe by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020