Ralf's definitions

ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

by ralf April 16, 2004

slapnut

a complete idiot that is less than everyone else.

Garrett Johnson

by ralf February 5, 2004

richard smoker

a cocksucker. a way to say cocksucker in mixed company.

why is everyone so nice to mike we all know he`s a richard smoker.

by ralf May 4, 2004

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

by ralf May 17, 2004

palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by ralf June 17, 2004

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

by ralf May 3, 2004