Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.
Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.
by Ral_phie September 15, 2021
The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.
I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call
by Ral_phie June 09, 2010