shawlift

The act of stealing an item or items from a custoner to the benefit of your current company. This is common in field service. Usualy the items are of little or no value to the company that lost them
Tech 1

That is a nice set of leads, how did you get the company to pay for them.
Tech 2

I did a shawlift at the company I was at last week. They had dozens of them laying around.
by Ral_phie January 24, 2010
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K'inch

a form of measurement or measurement technique that is more accurate than any national standard. Usually used to justify some type of measurement. not to be confused by a voodoo cal.
I can't calibrate this balance because i only brought a jeff's worth of mass, I'll have to use my body weight as measured to the k'inch. I'm going to have to k'inch this measurement to get it to pass.
by Ral_phie June 11, 2010
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