RYan's definitions

Boobies

What I desire a lot of the time, though I rather prefer booty more often. These are the big or small squishy attractive things on a girl's/woman's chest.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.

I liked to stare at her boobies a lot

by Ryan December 1, 2004

schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.

"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!

by Ryan September 25, 2004

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004

girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.

Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

werdiggity

Created by Chris Ansari of Cambridge, Ontario.

Variant of Word.

Can you dig it?
Werdiggity.

by Ryan January 24, 2005

lastserenade

Function: noun/verb

1. to suck
2. to be objectionable or inadequate
3. awful

1. Shiz..that lastserenades to hit the rail that hard.

2. I would have had that guy if I wasn't so lastserenade.

3. Wow, that was really lastserenade of me.

by Ryan February 10, 2004

d-day

1. June 6, 1994

2. Designated day; unnamed day on which operations commence or are scheduled to commence.

The Allies stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, June 6, 1944

by Ryan November 17, 2003