RYan's definitions

sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

by Ryan August 13, 2003

hed

oral sex

Sharry gave Sam hed

by ryan August 16, 2003

core

the root of many different kinds of muis hatecore, hardcore, nerdcore and emo core

Are you going to see is hardCORE band perform?

by ryan August 16, 2003

bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

by Ryan August 18, 2003

mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003