RYAN's definitions

Grundle

The large mass below one's dogan. Also see tundle bundle hundle.

My grundle was smacked with a baseball bat.

by Ryan July 8, 2004

Shaiyan

an individual who is very much the affection of Mona Alipoor.

See Mona Alipoor

by Ryan December 1, 2006

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004

Bidness

1. An entity that provides a good or service.

2. One's own personal affairs.

3. A friend's mother.

1. Ma hos are my bidness.

2. Fools be up in ma bidness.

3. I handle my bidness quite well.

by Ryan November 17, 2003

green

when u did somebody wrong(like u are mean)

man dawg u green for dropin that water on my girlfriend.

by ryan December 13, 2003

the mummy

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!

by Ryan July 15, 2004

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004