semitone

not only a musical not value, but also a versitile word that can be used in any random sentence to describe anything and replace any word in the english language

"let's semitone it out of here"
"fuck you're a semitone"

by ryan July 23, 2003

Pouche

The outer rim of a nipple


A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.

Oh baby lick my pouche!

by Ryan September 28, 2004

the mummy

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!

by Ryan July 15, 2004

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Alt + F4

Often used to discourage n00bs, this is often said while playing a game or talking in a chat room. Usually results in never seeing the n00b again.

n00b: I JUST WON A GAME!
Player: Press Alt + F4 please.
<n00b> has left the game.

by RyaN February 19, 2003

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

by Ryan June 30, 2004

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

the best song in the world. sang by blink 182

i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

by ryan December 08, 2004