RYAN's definitions

Volumtious Scrumcious

A word to describe parts of woman.. or mens body or whatever else you may have a fetish for......

Damn that goat has a Volumtious Scrumcious reer end.

by Ryan May 5, 2004

botany

A place a person would prefer not to live in, an area in which mentally, physically or emotionally diturbed people - if you can call them that - reside

I hate Botany, never go to Botany

by ryan July 2, 2004

scabbard

Brooke's vagina.

Codey is going to sink his shank into Brooke's Scabbard

by Ryan November 7, 2003

gangsta

Real Gangsta - someone who lives in the projects, is ususally in a gang, not very wealthy--often, but not always, black

Fake Gangsta - most males who attend North Warren (thank god i don't go there anymore). White kids from a rural town who listen to so much rap that they think they're black, act like they "slang dope" all the time, and would have no idea what to do if in a real projects. Yet, they still think they're hardcore gangstas.

John lives in the projects and is a Crip; thus, he's a gangsta. Eminem, though white, is also a gangsta, since he did grow up in a poor area and had what would be considered a gangsta life.

Kevin lives in an upper class white neighborhood in rural western New Jersey. He's never seen a housing project, except in videos on MTV, and probably has never even met a black person. This does not prevent him from acting like he's 50 Cent, however.

by Ryan May 14, 2004

wambagon

Very ugly fat stupid female.

That fat hoe is a Wambagon. or That Wambagon is a Nacka

by Ryan September 5, 2003

rollar coastar

an orgasm cause it goes up and down

my rollar coaster was a loopdy loop last night.

by Ryan December 14, 2004

Rednecks

(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint

That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"

by Ryan August 12, 2004