Definitions by RYAN
pseudointellectual
Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.
As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.
pseudointellectual by Ryan March 9, 2005
swass
jackhammer
A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.
jackhammer by Ryan March 7, 2005
kmfc
A swine bag. A person so vile that her stench makes your eyes water. Someone who's very existence makes you want to vomit everywhere. Her personality is so attrocious that plunging a knife into your throat would be more fun than holding a conversation with her...
linder
Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.
SALT
Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.