tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 07, 2004

bocephus

(n.) a person who has done something stupid, or fucked up something.
(v.) to describe something that is not quite right.

The man that caused the accident is bocephus. My car is bocephus because it broke down.

by ryan August 08, 2003

shat

old english word for shit

thoust shat upon thy self in thy most fearfull way

by Ryan May 19, 2004

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

withoutreason

A person who whacks off to gay hentai and masterbates in the laundry room while washing his panties

Today withoutreason stuck a metal rod up his ass while getting off on gay hentai

by Ryan May 07, 2003

sum 41

a awesome sounding rock band that gets called fake punks whhen they never atually said they where a punk band.

sum 41 kicks major ass

by ryan December 08, 2004

Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased

Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

or

Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!

by Ryan July 12, 2003