RV2PHX's definitions

Califagnia

The new descriptive name for California as of a recent court decision that allows homos, dykes, queers, etc. to get married in the state.

Fudgepackers and rugmunchers from all over the country are rushing into Califagnia to get married.

by RV2PHX June 18, 2008

butt rocket

A homo who likes jamming his dick into another homo's asshole.

Lance from N'Sync wants to give Richard Simmons a Butt rocket.

by RV2PHX August 16, 2008

blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

leaker

The first person to leave his group of friends and go home during a fun late night out. This person will often try and slip out (i.e. leak out) unnoticed to avoid the embarrassment and shame of being the first to leave his buddies.

Man, it's only 10 o'clock and there goes Lamont. He is such a leaker.

by RV2PHX August 4, 2007

U.S.er

An immigrant who seeks U.S. citizenship, uses its freedoms, and/or government entitlements, but has no loyalty, American pride, or desire to assimilate into American culture.

Prounounced "user".

Decades ago America was a melting pot of cultures. People came to America with dreams of becoming Americans. Today our borders are infiltrated by U.S.ers who have no interest in truly becoming Americans.

by RV2PHX January 20, 2009

Penis Tuck

The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.

I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

Reality Star

A talentless hack.

No talents or qualifications are required to become a reality star. To become one only requires a stroke of luck much like that of buying a winning lottery ticket.

by RV2PHX May 11, 2010