@RV2PHX's definitions

blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

leak out

To slip out of a party or social situation unnoticed in order to avoid the shame and humiliation of leaving early. (see leaker)

Hey, where did Mike go. He was just here a minute ago. Did he leak out and go home again? What a pussy!

by RV2PHX August 4, 2007

459

A numerical text message that means I love you. I Love you = ILY = 459

OMG you are my BFF. 459

by RV2PHX August 1, 2008

Sperlunking

It's called spelunking you dip shit.

When you add words to urban dictionary like sperlunking, you should make sure you got it spelled correctly moron.

by RV2PHX August 1, 2008

Capping Out

The act of freaking out in a chat room (i.e. screaming). Often identifed by the keyboard use of ALL CAPS and multiple exclamation points.

I don't know who this Joey269 dude is, but he started capping out on me when I said something about his mother.

by RV2PHX April 23, 2009

spin and tuck

A method of sealing the bag of a loaf of bread by spinning the bag below the opening and tucking it under the bottom of the bread before storing.

I can never find the twist tie after I make a sandwich so I use the spin and tuck to seal the bread bag.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

butt rocket

A homo who likes jamming his dick into another homo's asshole.

Lance from N'Sync wants to give Richard Simmons a Butt rocket.

by RV2PHX August 16, 2008