RV2PHX's definitions

butt rocket

A homo who likes jamming his dick into another homo's asshole.

Lance from N'Sync wants to give Richard Simmons a Butt rocket.

by RV2PHX August 16, 2008

blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

spin and tuck

A method of sealing the bag of a loaf of bread by spinning the bag below the opening and tucking it under the bottom of the bread before storing.

I can never find the twist tie after I make a sandwich so I use the spin and tuck to seal the bread bag.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

leaker

The first person to leave his group of friends and go home during a fun late night out. This person will often try and slip out (i.e. leak out) unnoticed to avoid the embarrassment and shame of being the first to leave his buddies.

Man, it's only 10 o'clock and there goes Lamont. He is such a leaker.

by RV2PHX August 4, 2007

wall-e

One who is overweight and out of shape from spending too much time playing video games, watching tv, sitting in front of a computer and/or basically rotting away on a couch. One who gets up just long enough to grab a bite to eat.

Inspired by the lazy, fat technogeek humans in the Pixar animation Wall-E.

Look at that Wall-E over there at the snack bar. I'm surprised she even had the energy to get her fat ass off the living room couch.

by RV2PHX June 30, 2008

U.S.er

An immigrant who seeks U.S. citizenship, uses its freedoms, and/or government entitlements, but has no loyalty, American pride, or desire to assimilate into American culture.

Prounounced "user".

Decades ago America was a melting pot of cultures. People came to America with dreams of becoming Americans. Today our borders are infiltrated by U.S.ers who have no interest in truly becoming Americans.

by RV2PHX January 20, 2009

Penis Tuck

The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.

I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008