RP's definitions

Xbox 2

I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.

Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.

by RP January 24, 2005

Durbango

A make belive durango thought up by j. granger. the beast was financed dispite funds in access of $20,000 in a deer skin in his closet. plans for the cow catcher include 33 inch superswamper tires, a 3 inch lift kit, a huge brush guard. soon it will be dominated by either a probe or a hardcore riv. the car is enived by a certain mondro.

Dang, its gonna be here tommorow! OH NO, they had the wrong lift kit! Don't worry about it! oh, sweet 60 hours a week with bill.

by RP October 28, 2004

Rufus

The 13th Apostle left out of the bible for being a black man.

Why was i left out of the bible? BECAUSE I'M BLACK! All the other 12 white boys got in.

by RP July 7, 2004

EYO

Blurted out really fast in sequence to annoy or to sound rastarfarian.

RP: That Sean Paul is giving me a headache.

by RP December 31, 2004

shanghai

to take, steal, borrow and not bring back

someone just shanghai-ed my bag of chips

by RP April 24, 2005

mondro

A person, usually male, that considers themselves to be hotter, smarter, and richer than the normal person. Also has a strong liking for Dodge Shadows. Has dating habits unknown to anyother person such as: Dating freshman, dating fat chicks, and dating large black men named Andre.

I'm Mondro, durrrr. I drive a sweet Shadow, durrrr. Hey there little 9th grader, wanna make a dollar?

by RP October 4, 2004

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A term used by jealous gamers because their consoles are either called "Lamecube" or "Gaystation 2" and they don't know how to make properly make fun of the Xbox.

LG: I know .... uh ... SHIT-BOX! HAHAHA
RP: *slap*
LG: Back to the gutter for me *shame*

LG2: Damn Halhoe and the Shit-box
RP: Dude, your flaming against the XBOX is painfully unfunny and pathetic that I am going to have to cut my retinas amd bust my eardrums so I will never have the disgrace of having to look at you or listen to you ever again. Please do not breathe in my air.

by RP January 24, 2005