Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot

Hollie from Sylvania High.

She thought she could spam my email with porn by using my email to subscribe?! SDFI!

by RP January 31, 2005

Xbox 2

I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.

Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.

by RP January 24, 2005

The Rock

The reason why i occasionally watch WWE (and Stacy too!).

The most electrifying man in sports entertainment, The People's Champ the........ ROCK!

by RP July 07, 2004

Gayass

All the "popular" (but damn ugly) girls at my school.

P&UG: WE ARE ALL GAYASSES!
RP: Dumb ignorant sluts

by RP November 18, 2004

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005

Rufus

The 13th Apostle left out of the bible for being a black man.

Why was i left out of the bible? BECAUSE I'M BLACK! All the other 12 white boys got in.

by RP July 07, 2004

Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"

Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.

by RP December 31, 2004