Missouri University. mizzou sports is one of the things that everyone in columbia obsesses over (along with the cities of St Louis and KC (not the NFL teams, but the cities themselves because they are so "hard," and "gangsta")). over half of the people at hickman wear mizzou clothing on a daily basis, which i find very sad.
you'll never find anythign mizzou on me, but you can find SD on me. as much as i dislike mizzou, i'll probably end up going there because of the fact that i live in columbia (how unfortunate)
by robert March 18, 2005

World-famous, patented prostate massager capable of delivering the most intense, ecstatic orgasm known to man.
by robert September 30, 2003

The sound made in the English words with the ''-ing'' suffix. In most accents this sound is also used in ''sing'', ''ring'', ''morning'',
''bring'', ''bang'', ''song'', ''rung'',''sting'', ''string'',
''greeting'' etc. But in my Scots dialect they are pronounced with a uvular nasal distinct from the velar nasal.
''bring'', ''bang'', ''song'', ''rung'',''sting'', ''string'',
''greeting'' etc. But in my Scots dialect they are pronounced with a uvular nasal distinct from the velar nasal.
by Robert October 8, 2004

by robert January 22, 2005

"One of the more underplayed sociological demographics in this country is the wealthy, genteel Southerner from H-SC. Too often, we deride the South for its gun racks, or its lack of dental hygiene. But the rich boys of Hampden-Sydney? That's a thing. They crawl all over the hill for Greek Week . It's the hottest spot in the South during April. Genetically-superior babes in tight tops and short skirts roam the grass, usually on the arm of a trust-funder in his early 20s. You know these guys: Ralph Lauren polos; University of Georgia baseball caps, well-worn; and a bloodline that includes a great-grandfather who invented the paper clip, which provides for the summer mansion on Sea Island" Fortune Magazine
by Robert October 20, 2004

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
by Robert November 5, 2005

Somebody who gets smashed and possibly turns violent before or after doing so. Named after Norse warriors who would get intoxicated using liquor, then fight to the death.
More modern use makes reference to people who more self-disregard and less focus on fighting or violence, and berserkers usually will do all types of drugs.
More modern use makes reference to people who more self-disregard and less focus on fighting or violence, and berserkers usually will do all types of drugs.
Steve: Hey, have you seen Dave?
Me: Not for a few months... Who knows? That kid's a damn berserker.
Steve: Yeah, he's been drinking a lot more lately.
Me: Not for a few months... Who knows? That kid's a damn berserker.
Steve: Yeah, he's been drinking a lot more lately.
by Robert July 29, 2004
