ROBERT's definitions

jigaboo jim

a term to describe a well endowed black man masturbating.

I walked in on my roommate Tyrone doing the jigaboo jim in the living room

by Robert October 20, 2004

Milano

The act of a male or female rubbing his or her face violently in a dancer's clevage.

Dude a got the 3rd best "Milano" of my life last week!

by Robert May 18, 2003

nuggwife

A Hott wife with big titties and big ass.

Damn that guys got a nuggwife.

by Robert April 28, 2016

foxtion

Just like fiction, but it is television shows on Fox. Sex, murder, sex, wills, and more sex are commonly used.

Bob: Whats your favorite foxtion show?

Jan: It would have to be The OC

by Robert September 23, 2005

happier than a pig in shit

Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in

Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...

by Robert May 16, 2004

CardCaptors

A crappy anime with stupid chracters and bad music. whereas Card Captor Sakura is very good anime.

loser 1:Hey let's go watch Cardcaptors.
losor 2:After that we'll watch MTV and go support George Bush.
loser 1: yeah!

by Robert July 7, 2004

tunk

A blow or punch. A hit. Being embarassed or shown up.

Oh man, I just tunked him in the face.
You got tunked when his girl slapped you.

by robert January 15, 2004