ROB's definitions

certone

drinking for pain, not for pleasure.

"let's do this certone."

by Rob July 23, 2005

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

eidola

A pirate faction is the game Star Wars Combine. Keir the gimp is well known for being in this faction

Eidola are pirates, the lot of them!

by Rob June 17, 2005

Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde

The 4 most awesome bad-graffics ghosts EVER!

Dammit. Blinky just killed Pac-Man. But he's still 25% awesome.

by Rob May 13, 2005

trench ass

basically swamp ass, but with a massive wedgie

i got poo stains on my underwear because of a massive case of trench ass

by rob May 13, 2005

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.

***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"

by Rob May 13, 2005