RICH's definitions

crouchjump

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

www.crouchjump.co.uk

King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.

by Rich April 17, 2004

fudge packer

Homosexual, gay, (slang) queer, fag

None of those guys, including Rich and Drew wanted to screw Leah, b/c they were fudgepackers.

by Rich April 14, 2003

dingle

A person of lower IQ and social status, not quite retarded but at the same time no rocket scientist

Oi! Dingle

by Rich October 21, 2003

epyon

A measurment of time that is consumed with pain and death.

The dinosaur age was a long epyon.

by rich April 9, 2004

Fromundercheese

A milder variant of the term fromunderjuice implying that ones "fromunderjuice" has taken on a more melancholy tone pertaining to that of fresh Brie or in extreme cases certain varieties of Blue Cheese

A matter of persona hygiene: "Damn I forgot to wash my genitalia this morning, my **** skin smells of fromundercheese"

As an insult: "Eat my fromundercheese you unhuman fiend"

A swift joke amongst friends at a dinner party:

Jill:"Would you care for some fromundercheese with your biscuits and wine"

Party: "Oh... ha ha ha ha"

by Rich March 18, 2003

japs

Short for Japs Eye. The opening in the male organ leading to the piss pipes.

1) My japs really stings
2) The nurse stuck a swab up my japs

by Rich May 10, 2004

jonstilron

shortened form of a john style run, on iss

Rich: pass me the fucking ball john!
John: no way! I'm on an amazing jonstilron

by rich December 5, 2004