RICH's definitions

chilean

I wish i was chilean.

I suck because im a feverishly pale white british queer.

by Rich March 30, 2004

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.

"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"

by Rich November 30, 2004

spoony

a female, or gay male, who performs oral sex very often

Leah is such a spoony, she already sucked off me, Lou, Mike and Drew. And now shes going after Sue

by Rich April 12, 2003

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004