RICH's definitions

mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker

that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k

by Rich February 1, 2005

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

spoony

a female, or gay male, who performs oral sex very often

Leah is such a spoony, she already sucked off me, Lou, Mike and Drew. And now shes going after Sue

by Rich April 12, 2003

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

ace

To get rid of.

Man, ace that hat, it looks stupid on you.

by Rich November 27, 2003

Dempski

to smash, break, wipe out, beat, hurt, etc.

Used mostly by surfers

Surfer 1: I was gettin shacked on that 20-foot monster, and that kook cut me off and made me break my board.

Surfer 2: Dude what'd you do to him?

Surfer 1: I dempskied the kooks board over his motha fuckin' head.

by Rich June 23, 2006

japs

Short for Japs Eye. The opening in the male organ leading to the piss pipes.

1) My japs really stings
2) The nurse stuck a swab up my japs

by Rich May 10, 2004