romjonkey

one who roms jonkeys

"that is not the right drum key it is the romjonkey"

by rich November 29, 2003

shitgoose

A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.

1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!

by Rich March 02, 2005

gay train

A bunch of guys,assembled like a train, that are linked by their penises in another guy's butt.

I went to the lavatory and saw a six man gay train.

by Rich March 06, 2005

Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."

"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"

by Rich March 24, 2005

Wind Fairy

People who own sail boats

damn Wind Fairy

by Rich January 31, 2004

mowgli

n. a rabid ape from the jungle regions. highly addicted to crack.

man, that mowgli is crazy. look how much crack he has. that can't be normal

by Rich February 03, 2005

scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.

"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."

by rich January 27, 2004