scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.

"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"

by Rich November 30, 2004

Fromundercheese

A milder variant of the term fromunderjuice implying that ones "fromunderjuice" has taken on a more melancholy tone pertaining to that of fresh Brie or in extreme cases certain varieties of Blue Cheese

A matter of persona hygiene: "Damn I forgot to wash my genitalia this morning, my **** skin smells of fromundercheese"

As an insult: "Eat my fromundercheese you unhuman fiend"

A swift joke amongst friends at a dinner party:

Jill:"Would you care for some fromundercheese with your biscuits and wine"

Party: "Oh... ha ha ha ha"

by Rich March 18, 2003

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 05, 2004

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

ace

To get rid of.

Man, ace that hat, it looks stupid on you.

by Rich November 27, 2003

chilean

I wish i was chilean.

I suck because im a feverishly pale white british queer.

by Rich March 30, 2004